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Thursday, May 31, 2012

The Top Ten Sno-Cone Makers Ever Made

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, May 31, 2012 at 2:44 PM

Because no one can enjoy a private conversation around the Mercury offices without me butting in with my opinions, the following happened:

Salesperson Marissa: (to Katie) I'm getting my boyfriend a sno-cone machine for his birthday! Here's a picture:

General manager Katie: That is so cool! He's gonna love th...

Steve: SNORRRRRE! That is a TERRIBLE choice. Here are my selections for the top ten best sno-cone makers ever invented from best to least best.

1) Frosty Sno-Man Snow Cone Maker.


The rest after the jump.

2) Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine


3) Snowman Sno-Cone Maker


4) IceBird


5) Party Penguin Sno-Cone Maker


6) Gold Medal Polar Pete Sno-Cone Machine


7) Old-Fashioned Carnival Style Sno-Cone Maker


8) Dora the Explorer Sno-Cone Maker


9) My Little Pony Sno-Cone Maker


10) Marissa's stupid sno-cone machine she's getting for her poor sucker boyfriend


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