Ready to be schooled by an angry wanna-be geologist? HIT IT, I, ANONYMOUS BLOG!
I know a lot of you moved here because it's so ~pretty~ and green and you can hike with your pretty REI boots and oh man take the Subaru up a real mountain! So very awesome!
But it would have been better for you to pay attention in your science classes and understand what all that pretty mountainy shit is about.
They're volcanoes you dumbasses. ACTIVE volcanoes. THE ONE WITH THE FLAT TOP ACTUALLY ERUPTED IN RECENT HISTORY.
Do you know how volcanoes are formed? Plate tectonics. Like oh, subduction zones! THESE THINGS CAUSE EARTHQUAKES. GIANT PLATES MOVING TOGETHER THAT CREATE FRICTION AND QUAKE THE EARTH. LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE. THAT IS WHY IT IS CALLED THAT. THERE ARE COLORING BOOKS THAT WILL HELP YOU.
And oh yes, there's more! (Wouldn't you love having this guy as a teacher?) You probably have some life lessons (i.e. rants/confessions) you'd like to share, so drop 'em off in the I, Anonymous Blog! OR SHOULD I GIVE YOU A COLORING BOOK THAT CAN HELP YOU???
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