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Monday, June 4, 2012

"Do You Wear a Helmet?": The Final Poll or Mention of this Subject Ever Again (Probably).

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Jun 4, 2012 at 10:44 AM

We had a good discussion going on Friday regarding my ranty post about bike helmets, as well as Sarah's more "rational" post which somehow ended up more irrational than mine. But it didn't really answer my original question: Are more bicyclists going without helmets these days, or am I crazy? (To save time, let's rephrase that as "more crazier than usual.") Speak for yourself in the poll below, and go ahead and be honest. I won't judge you! (However, I will feel terrible for your mother, who because you were too concerned about your hair to wear a helmet, now has to spoon feed you mush, spend her life savings on nurses, medical bills, and rehabilitation, and cry herself to sleep at night, and—DAMN IT!! STOP IT, STEVE!!!)

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