Jess Zimmerman at Grist reveals that a conservative blogger has uncovered the secret behind the Obama Administration's plot to infect young white lungs with illnesses:
Consider very carefully the wording of this bizarre expression of the problem: seven million American children have asthma, “especially minority children and children with family incomes below the poverty level.” What does “especially minority children” mean in this context? That minority children suffer asthma more severely than white children? That minority children and poor children are of greater concern than white children?...The official press release for this report does not commit itself on the question of whether greater asthmatic-racial “parity” ought to be attained by reducing the incidence of asthma among minorities, increasing the rate among whites, or some combination of the two.
Curses! Foiled again! We would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for Daren Jonescu at the (herp derp) American Thinker!
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