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STOP EVERYTHING, Portland. Fabio of romance novel cover and I Can't Believe it's Not Butter fame is in town. And he's not hiding himself very well. Fabio is promoting his new fancy whey protein powder at your neighborhood Whole Foods ALL DAY EVERY DAY until the end of the week.
Here's his schedule:
June 6 — Fremont WF 11 am-4 pm
June 7 — Pearl WF 11 am-4 pm
June 8 — Hollywood WF 11 am-4 pm AND Laurelhurst WF 4:30-8:30 pm
I plan on visiting him on Friday and not buying anything. Unless he is charging for piggy back rides around the produce aisle. Nice try, Whole Foods!
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