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Wednesday, June 6, 2012

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Jun 6, 2012 at 3:59 PM

UH...OH! You know a war is brewing when someone decides to insult the Portland dog of choice (besides those idiot Corgis, of course), THE PUG.

The bulgy eyes, grunting whines and constant eye contact with their anus is just too much for me to handle. And lately when I am out enjoying the beloved streets of my favorite city, PUGS ARE EVERYWHERE.

And trust me, this person doesn't stop there. We almost decided not to publish this one, because chances are, it will TEAR THIS CITY ASUNDER. Or bore them to death. You never know with… the I, Anonymous Blog! Submit your own rant or confession today!


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