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Friday, June 8, 2012

The Lars Larson Headline of the Day!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Jun 8, 2012 at 3:44 PM

I know you guys have been waiting for it all day, so here it is! THE LARS LARSON HEADLINE OF THE DAY!

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HA! Good one, Lars! See, it's funny because... because... wait a second. I don't get it. Sam Adams doesn't dance, but he wants to? And he only dances with questions? WHAT? Maybe Lars can add a little context:

After the way Sam danced around the questions, I'm convinced that he should be a contestant on Dancing With The Stars.

Ummmmm… I'm sorry, but I just don't... hold on. HO-HO-HOLD ON JUST A SECOND! I get it now! See, Sam Adams doesn't give Lars the answers he wants to hear, and that's just like a professional dancer! Because dancers don't like to talk—they like to DANCE! BOO-YAH! Good one, Lars! A little obtuse... BUT GOOD ONE!!

Listen to Sam Adams discuss his dreams about becoming a professional dancer here.

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