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Wednesday, June 13, 2012

The Greatest Headline of This or Any Century

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Wed, Jun 13, 2012 at 9:59 AM


From the story "Andrew W.K. Confirms Motivational Speaking Appearance At My Little Pony Convention," which I will never tire of reading:

The unruly, boisterous rocker will be part of a panel answering the question, "What Would Pinkie Pie Do?" Pinkie Pie is, of course, a bright pink Earth pony and one of the main characters of the re-imagined My Little Pony animated show, Friendship Is Magic. The king of partying hard claims that he is the living embodiment of the positive, party pony, and he plans on speaking about how to make your work as fun as your party and your party as important as your work.

The story continues here; naturally, there is a mention of this Brony business. I would also recommend the Mercury's sort-of recent interview with Andrew W.K., written by Andrew R Tonry, as it is guranteed to make you feel better about your crappy life. I would also recommend turning your speakers up.


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