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Friday, June 15, 2012
?!?!? The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Jun 15, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Here's an I, Anonymous tip from your local restaurant worker.
As much as I appreciate your business...I wish that just once you would leave with the food you just consumed still in you. Or at the very least put forth a little more effort wiping the toilet down after you ram your fucking finger down your throat leaving your lunch behind.
OH. I thought she was talking about not forgetting my doggie bag. Anyway! Do you have a rant, confession, or stomach churning bit of advice for the general populace? Leave it behind at the I, Anonymous Blog—where we're happy to clean up after you.
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