My male friend is a virgin and a Christian. I am neither of those two things. He wants to do anal with me but I'm not sure how I feel about that. I've heard horror stories of girls and guys doing anal and making the dreaded chili dog and I'm afraid of accidentally pooping on him too. Is there any way to do anal and be sure I'm not going to poop on him?

Don't Want A Chili Dog

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First, if you're sincerely curious about anal and it's something you want to do, and want to do well, and want to do without making chili dogs or pooping all over everything, get this book. Second, why does this guy want to do anal? I think I know the answer to this question... but I want to hear it from you.—Dan

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Because he says "it's not sex." He's saving himself for marriage. I can respect that, I guess, even though I don't agree with him though.—DWACD

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Please tell this upright Christian virgin—and you can tell him this is coming from me—that anal is sex. That's why we call it "anal sex" not "anal notsex." And if a guy can have anal sex and still be a virgin in this boy's church, well, then my gay husband of 17 years is a virgin. And tell him he's a cliche. As for you, DWACD: Please don't have sex with this doofus. Self-loathing, self-deceiving, guilt-ridden morons with religious hangups tend to be lousy, inconsiderate, thoughtless lays. And non-lousy anal requires considerate and thoughtful partners. You should give it a go sometime, just not with this idiot.—Dan

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Thank you Dan, I think I will tell him that.—DWACD