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Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Dear Dirty Bird: Don't Forget HUMP!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Jun 20, 2012 at 3:14 PM

Don't let this sunshine/rain/sunshine/rain stuff dissuade you from planning and completing your funnest project of the summer: Your filthy submission for HUMP! 2012!

The northwest's premiere (okay, only) amateur porn contest, HUMP! gives you a chance to make a filthy 'n' fun five minute dirty movie, and compete for HUGE amounts of money! The best entries will be chosen by a jury of your horny peers, and the top picks will be screened all together at Cinema 21 this October.

BUT DON'T WORRY! Your sexy entry will be kept under lock and key, and then destroyed after the last HUMP! screening. We want you to be a porn star for a weekend... not a lifetime.

Oh, and about those prizes...


WOW! What are you waiting for? You're young, hot and hor-nay, so grab a camera, jot down a ridiculous plot, and get to HUMPin'! All the details, rules, and entry forms you could ever need are right here.



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