It's a few days old, but yes: "Poetic Form or Star Trek Villain?" by Allen Rein:
2. Luc Bat
4. Pathya Vat
5. Gul Madred
6. Kai Winn
7. Rondel Prime
9. Rime Couée
10. Catena Dukat
The answers are at McSweeney's.
Oh, and speaking of McSweeney's: Holy god is Dave Eggers' A Hologram for the King a gorgeous-looking book. And—at least as of Monday night—the copies at the downtown Powell's were signed by Eggers. The next time someone wants to make an argument against the existence of a Kindle or an iPad, they should just hold up a copy of Hologram, drop the mic, and walk offstage.
SEMI-SECRET CONTEST: The first person in the comments to point out the Trek-related error in the above list will win... uh... let's see. Yeah! That'll work! They'll win my hardcover copy of the acclaimed novel Star Trek: The Next Generation: Q Squared by Peter David! Mercury News Editor Denis C. Theriault is ineligible to participate.
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