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Thursday, June 21, 2012

$$$ / Puppy / Music Bret Michaels' Mortify Your Pet Collection

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Jun 21, 2012 at 9:59 AM

Bret Michaels—he of Poison and "Every Rose Has its Thorn" fame—is introducing his new line of "rock inspired" dog items for PetSmart clumsily called "Bret Michaels Pets Rock Collection." (HEAVY SIGH.) Here's his commercial:

And here's his "doggie do-rag."

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  • via Petsmart

Holocaust victims are staring into that dog's eyes and saying, "I've never seen anything more sad in my life."

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