Bret Michaels—he of Poison and "Every Rose Has its Thorn" fame—is introducing his new line of "rock inspired" dog items for PetSmart clumsily called "Bret Michaels Pets Rock Collection." (HEAVY SIGH.) Here's his commercial:
And here's his "doggie do-rag."
Holocaust victims are staring into that dog's eyes and saying, "I've never seen anything more sad in my life."
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