NOTE TO I, ANONYMOUS SUBMITTERS! YOUR POINT ABOUT BICYCLISTS BEING COMPLETE THOUGHTLESS JERKS HAS BEEN MADE—TO AN INCREDIBLE DEGREE. THEREFORE IN ORDER TO KEEP THE I, ANONYMOUS BLOG FROM BECOMING MORE BORING THAN IT ALREADY IS, WE'RE ENACTING A TWO-MONTH MORATORIUM ON ALL BICYCLE RELATED POSTS, UNLESS YOU'RE BRINGING SOMETHING NEW TO THE GAME. THANK YOU! (Why am I yelling? I have no idea. Sorry.)—Editor
WHAT?!? A two month moratorium?!? That's CENSORSHIP, yo! Now where am I going to bitch about that bicyclist who was riding two miles per hour faster, and had the nerve to pass me? Who's going to listen when I scream about bicyclists who ride in cross walks? And how am I going to express to the world that bicyclists are nothing but white pants wearing hipsters who are more attractive than me??
Goddammit. I guess I'll just have to write about cars for awhile. OH, WAIT. I wrote the above post! Sorry, I momentarily forgot. Anyway! Surely you have some non-bicycle related rant or confession you'd like to share with the world. Submit it to the almost never rational I, Anonymous Blog!
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