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Friday, June 22, 2012

Dick Cheney's Daughter Got Gay-Married

Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, Jun 22, 2012 at 1:44 PM

Wonkette brings the news that Dick Cheney's daughter, Mary, finally married her longtime girlfriend in Washington D.C. Here's a statement from Dick and Mrs. Dick:

Our daughter Mary and her long time partner, Heather Poe, were married today in Washington, DC. Mary and Heather have been in a committed relationship for many years, and we are delighted that they were able to take advantage of the opportunity to have that relationship recognized.

I would like to offer congratulations to Dick Cheney for this statement, which encapsulates the one part of his entire life story that isn't totally fucking evil. But he still should've become a loud advocate for gay marriage when he was in office, instead of waiting for the Democrats to force his own party into doing the right thing.

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