Three things, you stupid baby! 1) Your dad thinks he's funny—HE'S NOT. 2) I pretty sure you're not patronizing him, which means you actually think his absolutely terrible joke is actually funny. IT'S NOT. 3) You might think that comedy is subjective—IT'S NOT. Therefore you are a STUPID, STUPID BABY. You are.
UGH! STUPID... BABY!!!
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