Well, it looks like he's doing bench presses, decline presses, incline flies, and some pushups—and that's just on chest day.
And it's off to the waxing salon after hitting the smoothie shop for a protein blast.
Quick question: can you get the FSM on a license plate in Florida? How about Buddha? Zeus? What about, er, Mohammed? Or do Floridians of all faiths enjoy the same right to proudly display a Jesus vanity plate? (Via Sullivan.)
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