BITCH, MOVIES!—Time to clock out early. Tonight Dolly Parton, Lily Tomlin, and Jane Fonda are all in one place as Bitch magazine screens the star-packed OMG-you-haven't-seen-it? workin'-gals classic Nine to Five at Mississippi Studios for the monthly CineBitch movie night. SM
Mississippi Studios, 3939 N Mississippi, 7 pm, $5-10
ROLLER DERBY BINGO—The roller gals of the Rose City Rollers are raising cash for their all-star traveling skaters with a fun night of bingo, plus a photo booth, game footage, and booty shorts galore. Bring your good-luck troll doll (or buy a charm from the derby girls) to win some prizes! CF
Buffalo Gap, 6835 SW Macadam, 6-10 pm (21+ after 9 pm), $5/bingo card
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