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Sports
Jul 12, 2012 at 11:29 am
When Hillbillies Catch Sharks
Wm. Steven Humphrey
It's hilarious when a hillbilly accidentally catches a shark while fishing. Why? THEY TALK FUNNY!
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the
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and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)
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