Yes, you don't care—and yet, it's good to be informed, so you'll have something to talk about besides the weather when your mom calls.
As reported yesterday, Steven Tyler is leaving American Idol (boo-hoo-who-fucking-cares) and today co-judge Jennifer Lopez announced that she is leaving the show too (again-boo-hoo-cry-me-a-fucking-river-she's-terrible-in-every-conceivable-way). BUT! The absolutely AWESOME news is that 11-year veteran Randy Jackson—the most undeserving star in show business—is ALSO rumored to be exiting Idol as well! Ryan Seacrest will probably stay, though. (Snore.) That means Idol is scrambling to fill those judging seats, which must be especially depressing since that show hasn't been entertaining since the Kellie Pickler era.
AND THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS. Call your mom.
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