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Friday, July 13, 2012

Welcome Back to Otter Friday!

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Fri, Jul 13, 2012 at 10:14 AM

OTTERS From left to right: Astronaut Otter, Astronaut Otter, Han Solo punching Alien Otter
  • OTTERS Space Otter, clone of Space Otter, Han Solo punching Alien Otter

Welcome back to Otter Friday, the only thing that matters in your otherwise pathetic life! It's when Alex Zielinski and I find neat otter videos... and then show them to you so that you might feel a tiny bit less awful about your crippling loneliness!

Alex and I hope you're prepared for this week's Otter Friday, because the theme is...



First... An otter who has fallen to the Dark Side!

Then... Adventures in Otter Space: Part 3!

Finally... A terrifying vision of the bleak futurescape to come—when craven genesplicers craft cruel experiments in decrepit aquariums! The ungodly abominations they create: hybrid horrors who sneer and spit in the face of Mother Nature! Who scheme and slaughter until they rule all of what was once known as "Planet Earth"! Who imprison simpering, weak-willed humans—condemning their former masters to brutal lives of subterranean slavery!

Let us begin.

See you next Otter Friday!

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