Haw! Haw! HAWWWWW! OMG! OMG, what a stupid, fat little baby! Look how stupid, bald, and fat you are, you ignorant tub of stupid...
Wait... WAIT. Uh, no way. Cut it out. Hey! I'M NOT THE STUPID ONE HERE! You are, and... no seriously, stop that. I said, STOP... cut it out!! I'm not stupid! YOU ARE STUPID! I'm saying that YOU are stupid, and... STOP DOING THAT TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(Sniff.) Stupid baby. :(
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