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Monday, July 16, 2012

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Jul 16, 2012 at 2:59 PM

Hmm... I diagnose this person with severe serotonin deficiency, and... oh, sure. I guess you can call it a "hangover" if you like, but JEEZ! Turn that frown upside-down, Grumpy Gus!

It's Sunday morning and here I am with another fucking hangover. Stayed up too late last night, drank too much, talked too much and woke up feeling like shit again. It's a routine now, this drinking thing and I've grown weary of it. I'm good looking enough so that when I act like a fool, or talk about meaningless shit, people will listen. People want to be around me, because I'm just like them: arrogant, selfish and irresponsible. I'm 28 and my generation is in this perpetual state of immaturity. The sad thing is, it's encouraged in this town and even embraced.

HE'S SAD. :( But don't worry, the kind, thoughtful and caring I, Anonymous commenters are on the case, and have quickly turned the conversation away from this person's feelings and to their own fears/concerns/love for liberalism and alcoholism. JOIN THEM WON'T YOU (at the I, Anonymous Blog)?


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