Even if you've promised to sell your soul to the devil if you're ever caught watching an Internet video—WATCH THIS ANYWAY! Huge thanks to Blogtown tipper Carl for alerting me to this Portland-based rap video hailing the merits of good dental hygiene entitled, "Teach Me How to Brushy." It's part of a public service campaign from the Oregon Dental Association, and features kids from the Ockley Green School, rapper Young Fiyah, and a cameo from "voice of the Blazers" Bill Schonley. And now here is my own rap about dental hygiene:

Brush and floss at least twice a day!
Or face the wrath of your dentist's dismay!
What? What? What? SWAGGY!

Okay, nevermind. WATCH THIS, IT'S AWESOME!