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Monday, July 23, 2012

Good Afternoon, Television!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Jul 23, 2012 at 2:29 PM

It's official—Mariah Carey has signed up to be one of the new judges on American Idol. America wonders, "IS SHE CRAZY ENOUGH?"

Hey GoT nerds! Here's a video interview with George R.R. Martin.

Because it can't get worse (right?), The Simpsons tap Portlandia's Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisten to provide voices for it's 24th season premiere.

Breaking Bad showrunner Vince Gilligan talks about last night's episode! (May I apologize in advance for the awful interviewer. This person is a disgrace to the field.)

According to Life's a Tripp's honcho Matt Lutz, little Tripp did not call his aunt a "faggot," he called her a "fuck." I am so tired of lies.

The Newsroom produces its "least terrible episode since its pilot."

Seinfeld's Jason Alexander tweets this:

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AND SO THE SHIT STORM BEGINS!

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