Saturday poses the eternal question: Do boys really have cooties? Or... wait. Is it girls who have the cooties? Well, I guess we'll see whose cooties prevail when a gang of chicks from the women's league take on a pack of dudes from the Portland Men's Roller Derby. We haven't seen anything like this yet—at least not in person, there was a bout this spring that was live streamed, but a live audience wasn't allowed to attend. The boys took a thumping during that game, but they were battling the kick-ass all-star Wheels of Justice. This game oughtta be more evenly matched.
Girls vs. Boys, Sat Aug 4, The Hangar at Oaks Park, 8 pm, $14-20, tix
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