A long time ago, when I worked as a mall Easter Bunny in Colorado Springs, I ate a lot of Chick-fil-A. You may be surprised to know that working as a mall Easter Bunny doesn't pay that well, and so I had very little money; my budget often only allowed for Taco Bell or Chick-fil-A, and Taco Bell does not combine well with an Easter Bunny suit. Chick-fil-A was the best of a lot of terrible options.
So I have some sympathy for those people who say Chick-fil-A is too delicious to give up, especially if you're eating on a budget. But I would like to direct those people to this recipe for a Chick-Fil-Gay sandwich. The secret, it seems, is a pickle juice marinade. With some smart shopping, you could probably get the price of these homemade sandwiches down to something comparable to what Chick-Fil-A charges, and you can keep your conscience clear.
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