This Week in the Mercury

I, Anonymous

Columns

I, Anonymous

The Art of the Steal


Shred Bros

Music

Shred Bros

Learn Your Scales with Scale the Summit



Wednesday, August 8, 2012

How To Make a Chick-Fil-Gay Sandwich

Posted by Paul Constant on Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 9:44 AM

A long time ago, when I worked as a mall Easter Bunny in Colorado Springs, I ate a lot of Chick-fil-A. You may be surprised to know that working as a mall Easter Bunny doesn't pay that well, and so I had very little money; my budget often only allowed for Taco Bell or Chick-fil-A, and Taco Bell does not combine well with an Easter Bunny suit. Chick-fil-A was the best of a lot of terrible options.

So I have some sympathy for those people who say Chick-fil-A is too delicious to give up, especially if you're eating on a budget. But I would like to direct those people to this recipe for a Chick-Fil-Gay sandwich. The secret, it seems, is a pickle juice marinade. With some smart shopping, you could probably get the price of these homemade sandwiches down to something comparable to what Chick-Fil-A charges, and you can keep your conscience clear.

Comments (24)

Showing 1-24 of 24

 
Subscribe to this thread:
Showing 1-24 of 24

Comments are closed.

All contents © Index Newspapers, LLC

115 SW Ash St. Suite 600
Portland, OR 97204

Contact Info | Privacy Policy | Production Guidelines | Terms of Use | Takedown Policy