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Wednesday, August 8, 2012
Oh, You Kids! Stupid, Stupid Baby: It's "VAgina" not "PAgina"!!
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 10:14 AM
OMG YOU ARE SO STUPID, YOU STUPID, STUPID BABY! Look. I don't expect you to be born known the intricacies of human genitalia—but there are two things even the STUPIDEST of stupid babies should know: 1) Grandma does NOT have two penises, and 2) it's "VAgina" not "PAgina" you drooling little idiot!!!
Jesus Christ, mom! Aren't you ashamed that this stupid, stupid baby came out of your pa... vagina??
GAHHH!!! gina.
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