The two chums appeared in matching jackets, matching lapel pins, matching haircuts, matching tans, and matching shirts. (Ryan's shirt is ever so slightly a different shade, but the same pattern.) They have matching blond wives, and Ryan's matching what Romney did on income-tax disclosures. Yeah, yeah, they're both opposed to gay marriage, but if this whole presidential thing doesn't work out, they'd make for great molds for his-and-his plastic grooms on gay-wedding cakes.
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