First, this guy said this:
I'm so tired of this overly-patient, need-to-discuss-everything-with-your-child type of parenting I see all around Portland.
Then this guy said this:
Going out with my kid in Portland is like walking into a lion’s den. 20-something hipsters who have the world figured out with their over-sized, non-prescription glasses and mismatched clothes that they think looks like they picked off of the floor of goodwill look at us with such disgust.
And then, this guy said this:
Parents: SHUT THE FUCK UP NO ONE CARES ABOUT HOW PUT UPON YOU ARE.
Non-Parents: SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYONE KNOWS KIDS CAN BE ANNOYING.
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