First, this guy said this:

I'm so tired of this overly-patient, need-to-discuss-everything-with-your-child type of parenting I see all around Portland.

Then this guy said this:

Going out with my kid in Portland is like walking into a lion’s den. 20-something hipsters who have the world figured out with their over-sized, non-prescription glasses and mismatched clothes that they think looks like they picked off of the floor of goodwill look at us with such disgust.

And then, this guy said this:

Parents: SHUT THE FUCK UP NO ONE CARES ABOUT HOW PUT UPON YOU ARE.

Non-Parents: SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYONE KNOWS KIDS CAN BE ANNOYING.

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