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Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Good Morning, News!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Aug 15, 2012 at 9:29 AM

GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! Gonna boogie tonight, 'cause I'm honestly too young of a guy, to stay home waitin' for love. LET'S GO TO PRESS.

A Pennsylvania judge upholds the bullshit Republican law that forces minorities and college students to produce a valid photo ID before they can vote in the upcoming election.

Obama and Romney butt heads on Medicare—Romney saying that Obama made massive cuts to the program, Obama calling donkey plop.

According to police, that gunman involved in the deadly shoot-out at Texas A&M had multiple weapons which he fired randomly before being fatally killed.

Meanwhile the judge in the Colorado Dark Knight shooting case has ruled that most of the documents concerning the case will remain sealed—for now.

The beleaguered Facebook stock faces another challenge this Thursday—when stockholders are allowed to dump their crappy shares.

The Saudi Arabian government is putting the kibosh on certain domain names, such as... oh, I don't know... .gay?

"Pussy Riot" rallies are beginning to gear up on a global scale, which has to be the best kind of rallies imaginable.

Today in "oops": An anti-Semitic far-right politician in Hungary discovers that he's... oops! JEWISH. (Cue sad trombone!)

Locally, a Woodburn priest is accused of chasing a boy he tried to sexually abuse down the street—in his underwear. Hmm. That's super awkward.

Now here's what's going on in your neck of the woods: A cloudy morning will creep up to a whopping 94 degrees today, with temps in the low 100s tomorrow and Friday!

And finally, South Korean internet superstar PSY has a new version of his insanely catchy hit, "Gangnam Style"—this time featuring pop tartress Hyuna! LET'S DANCE.

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