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Wednesday, August 22, 2012

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Aug 22, 2012 at 3:29 PM

Wait... they're gonna put fluoride... in the water?!? PANIC!!!

What year is it?
Yes, we already know that fluoride is poisonous. Sam Adams is an idiot. How the hell are we gonna pay for this? $5 million to further poison the city's water supply. Great. You a David Wu staffer?
Please Portland, please. This isn't 1955.

And also? 9/11 was an inside job! CAUSED BY FLUORIDE! (Which also killed JFK, btw.) Check out the comments on this one, they're a hoot.

Apparently we'll accept almost ANY I, Anonymous submission, so why not give it a try? Unlike fluoride, it won't kill ya.



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