GET MAD—Sure, you can get mad about conservatives trampling women's rights—or you can have fun and be fashionable at the same time! It's Planned Parenthood Columbia Willamette's Mad Mixer Party, in which you dress up in the swanky mid-century style of Mad Men, dance to the music of DJ Gregarious, and maybe even win a costume contest! Benefits rarely look this good! WSH
Someday Lounge, 125 NW 5th, 7 pm, $5-10 sliding scale
SPAWNAGE—Don't you hate it when eel-like aliens land on Earth and start squirting out baby alien eels in your basement? Yeah... ew. But trust me, you'll love the 1983 low-budget cheese-tastic horror flick The Deadly Spawn, in which teens take on these squirmy-ass aliens in order to save the world! Hey, at least it's not happening in your basement. WSH
Hollywood Theatre, 4122 NE Sandy, 7:30 pm, $7
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