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Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Oh, You Kids! Stupid, Stupid Babies: Head Bangin' Babies
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Aug 28, 2012 at 9:59 AM
Hey! HEY! HEEEEYYY!!! Stupid, stupid babies! Turn off that head banging music and listen to me!! You... you're going to go DEAF, you fucking idiot babies!! AND if you keep banging your heads like that, you're going to do some serious future damage to your stupid baby necks! You're making my neck hurt just looking at you! And you're making my brain hurt because it can't understand how a group of drooling dumbshit head-banging babies can be so... so... STUPID!!!
[Because these babies are so stupid, it's one of those automatic start videos. Watch it after the jump!—Steve]
GAH! I said "turn... it... DOWN!!"
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