Parents of Portland? Curb your child!
I was in Buchman park today when I saw it. You yelling for your child to hurry up, her yelling back she was almost finished…..Finished doing what you might ask; Taking a steaming Duke right in the middle of the soccer field. Ok kids will be kids and we all know no dogs allowed here because they don’t want dookie in the field when the kids are playing. So Mother is going to go clean it up right?
Well, what do YOU think? Find out what happened in the thrilling conclusion of "Child Drops a Steaming Duke in the Middle of the Soccer Field, and the Mother Doesn't Clean it Up." And while you're there, why not drop off your own Duke as well—in the form of an I, Anonymous submission, of course.
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