Hey crybaby men! Stop being such crybabies!
See, going through life as a poor hygiene practicing crybaby that drinks too much and blames your lack of focus and ambition on your ADHD or whatever other fake ailment you claim to have is not attractive. I have never seen more grown-man crying in public than in this town. Step your man game up and grow a spine, it just might get you laid.
YEAH! Girls hate it when dudes show emotion. NOW WHERE'S MY BURNT STEAK?!? I'm gonna eat the fuck out of it, and then fuck the eat out of it! ROOOOARRRR! (By the way, if you have a confession or opinion you'd like to share with the world, perhaps you'd enjoy submitting it to the I, Anonymous Blog: Home of the best advice from the finest of gentlemen.)
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