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Thursday, September 6, 2012

Every Trailer Should Begin with Liam Neeson Threatening to Find and Kill You, the Viewer of the Trailer You're About to Watch

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Thu, Sep 6, 2012 at 12:29 PM

Taken 2 is probably going to be awesome, just as Taken was, because it's about Liam Neeson being a badass. That is it. That is the entire movie. It is enough to make a movie out of. It is enough to make two movies out of. It is enough to make every movie out of.

This "internet exclusive trailer" for Taken 2 looks pretty much like the regular trailer for Taken 2, and actually a whole lot like the entirety of Taken—which the exception of the first nine seconds, which are probably the best nine seconds of any trailer ever.


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