Yesterday I posted an email from Beyonce in which she asked me for $15, and personally invited me to stay in her hotel room this weekend. You know... THE YOUSHZ. However! A couple of astute Blogtown readers saw something else in my email in-box...
That's right... a confirmation from Ebay saying that I had won a "1991 MC Hammer..." SOMETHING. What exactly IS that something? This, my friends, is a case for ENCYCLOPEDIA BLOGTOWN!
In the comments below, please make your most educated, logical, Sherlockian guess as to what MC Hammer thing I purchased off of Ebay. When it arrives, rest assured I will proudly blog the shit out of it, and you will have your answer.
HINT #1: Those who follow me with some regularity know how much I need this.
HINT #2: It has absolutely nothing to do with Justin Bieber or your ill conceived assumptions of pedophilia. (This time.)
Make your guess, Encyclopedia Blogtown... because it's HAMMER TIME!
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