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Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Make Erik Henriksen Watch and Review Vampire Dog

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Sep 19, 2012 at 10:59 AM

Correct me if I'm wrong, but is it, or is it not Mercury Film Editor Erik Henriksen's job to REVIEW FILMS? However, when I asked him to review the movie Vampire Dog—which is about a vampire dog, and may possibly be the worst movie in cinematic history—he flat out refused! Even better, the dog is voiced by NORM MACDONALD in the most embarrassing, paycheck-grabbing role ever perpetrated by a struggling aging comic. Check out the trailer... NOW!

YESSSSSSSSSS... am I right? Anyway, even though Erik told me to, quote, "climb up inside your butt and eat your way out," he agreed to let Blogtown be the finally judge in this matter. SO C'MON, LET'S VOTE! (And remember, Erik! Blogtown polls are legally binding. I'd just love to sue your ass in court. "Eat my way out of my butt," indeed.)

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