Heh... heh. Ummm... look, Charlie. I wasn't going to call you stupid or anything. SERIOUSLY! You're a very, very, VERY intelligent little baby from the looks of you, and really! Even if I were to accidentally and stupidly insult you, is that a reason to resort to violence? OF COURSE NOT. Ha, ha, ha. We're just having some jolly good fun, right Charlie? Am I right? Ummm... Charlie. Charlie! CHARLIE! DON'T BITE MY FINGER, CHARLIE!!! DOOOON'T... BIIIIITE... MYYYYY... FINGOWWWWW!!!
(Sniff.) Stupid, stupid Charlie.
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