In case you're one of the poor souls who refuse to read "One Day at a Time," you should know that Lindsay Lohan was finally able to land a job, playing Elizabeth Taylor in the terribly named Lifetime made-for-TV movie Liz & Dick (coming in November). Want to see a trailer? Sure! Because the trailer totally minimizes Lindsay's central role in the movie, thereby setting your expectations even lower. Good work, Lifetime!
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