Last night, William Shatner alerted his Twitter followers that something magical was about to happen:
Because I am a masochist with no self respect, today I went looking for this "new dub step song" Shatner tweeted of. Which means I soon found myself on dubster.co.uk, and oh god what has my life become.
There. Now you've heard it too. Now I am no longer alone.
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