GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! People surrounding us, checking the concept, cutting up a storm, that's why the crowd is all wet. LET'S GO TO PRESS.
Polls show that Obama is widening his lead in Ohio and Florida, while Romney is widening his lead among those who don't like him very much.
Andy Williams, the singer most famous for crooning "Moon River," has passed away at the age of 84.
Rebels attack Syria's "Pentagon" with two explosions that kill four and wound 14.
More riots break out in Greece in response to their austerity measures.
In Idaho, a fisherman finds a human finger in the belly of a fish. (Not that important, but I needed something to break up all the depressing stuff that's happened thus far.)
Blah, blah, blah, something, something, NFL referees.
A soldier shoots his friend in the face while trying to cure him of his hiccups. Umm... mission accomplished?
A Tennessee fraternity is suspended for administering alcohol enemas. OMG WHAT IS UP WITH THE WORLD TODAY??
Forbes picks the Pearl District as the #5 "best hipster neighborhood in America." Ha. Ha. Hahahahahahaahaaaaaa!!!! Finally, something hilarious!!
Now here's what's going on in your neck of the woods: A touch cloudy today, but still no rain in sight, and glorious sunny days tomorrow and Friday.
And finally, forget those national polls! Let's find out who voters actually prefer in this Round Rock Leader newspaper poll from Texas!
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