Our Dan Fogelberg-Free Rundown of the Best New Year's Eves in Town!
Wow, that's really cool... I mean, most moms probably go through their entire lives without ever making a music video. But your mom really is something special! Just a few criticisms, though:
1) Ask your mom to go easy on the eye liner.
2) What did your mom do with all the other people in the world?
3) Your mom has a "fun" wardrobe. Ask her to make it less "fun."
4) The staring, and the smile. I like your mom, but sometimes your mom is creepy.
5) Your mom looks like she might need a Prilosec.
Say "hi" to your mom for me!
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