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Friday, September 28, 2012

Your Mom Has a New Music Video

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Sep 28, 2012 at 3:14 PM

Wow, that's really cool... I mean, most moms probably go through their entire lives without ever making a music video. But your mom really is something special! Just a few criticisms, though:

1) Ask your mom to go easy on the eye liner.
2) What did your mom do with all the other people in the world?
3) Your mom has a "fun" wardrobe. Ask her to make it less "fun."
4) The staring, and the smile. I like your mom, but sometimes your mom is creepy.
5) Your mom looks like she might need a Prilosec.

Say "hi" to your mom for me!

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