GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! Temptation heat, beats like a drum. Deep in your veins, I will not lie. LET'S GO TO PRESS.
Here's a scary peek at what the Supreme Court could look like if Mittens Romney was elected. EEEEEESH!
A suicide bomber in Afghanistan kills 13, including local cops, US troops, and civilians.
In front of the U.N., the Syrian foreign minister will try to justify his country's actions during their civil war. (Syria, you have a lot of 'splainin' to do!)
iPhone 5 problems already? Users are reporting a bug that sucks cellular data even when the phone's in Wifi mode. In a related story, my grandma's landline is working fine. (Shut UP, Grandma!!)
Arnold Schwarzenegger admits he lied many, many times to wife Maria Shriver—including wanting to hide the fact he had heart surgery?
A woman on welfare wins the lottery! (YAY!) And then dies. (Oh.)
Lindsay Lohan gets into a hotel scuffle with a congressional aide. (She's working her way up the ladder, guys!)
In cricket news (the sport, not the insect), India beats Pakistan by eight wickets! (HA! That's adorable.)
An 11-year-old Milwaukie girl dies after falling out of a party bus on Saturday night in downtown Portland. (11-year-old. Saturday night. Downtown Portland. Party bus.)
Now here's what's going on in your neck of the woods: Sunny most of the week, with a high of 79 today!
And finally... well, this cured my "Bieber Fever." Here's Justin puking onstage.
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