Waitaminute!! Three things:
1) I had no idea the internet web could be so eroti-sexual!
2) Email = erotic interface!
3) Girls used the internet in a much more hotter fashion back in 1996.
4) Nipples were blurrier back in 1996.
5) Kind of safe for work... but still pretty hard to explain.
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