GOOD MORNING MITT NEWS #1: Documents show references to dozens of offshore accounts that helped Romney evade taxes.
GMMN #2: A new study shows that his healthcare plan would leave 72 million people uninsured.
GMMN #3: When is anyone going to ask whether he supports the Mormon church's treatment of women?
Abandoning Afghanistan: The US is significantly "scaling back its hopes" for the Afghan peace deal.
Peace for Now: The president of Georgia finally concedes defeat in a recent election.
DSK Out of Trouble Again: A second rape charge was dropped against the French diplomat Dominique Strauss-Kahn.
Everyone Votes! A Pennsylvania judge puts a stay on the state's new Republican-backed law requiring photo ID at the polls.
Are We Aware of Breast Cancer Yet? October is international breast cancer awareness month, so all sorts of things are turning pink. I'm feeling so aware!
Next He Should Jump a Shark: Lifetime Fear Factor contestant David Blaine is going to subject himself to one million volts of electricity for 72 hours.
Four Legs Good, Two Legs Bad: Today in "AAAAAAAA!!!" an Oregon farmer appears to have been eaten by his pigs:
Terry Vance Garner, 69, went to feed his animals last Wednesday on his farm by the coast, but never returned.
His dentures and pieces of his body were found by a family member in the pig enclosure, but the rest of his remains had been consumed... The animals are estimated by the authorities to each weigh about 700lb. Investigators say it is possible that the hogs knocked Garner over before killing and eating him.
Also Terrifying: Ahnold wrote a memoir?
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