A big thank you on behalf of the gay community. Keep popping those pills, ladies. We're all hoping you'll flip Joseph Gordon-Levitt into our column soon. Because when women don't smell just right... straight guys start stuffing cocks in their asses. All those man-on-man buttfucking videos on XTube? Your fault, you pill-popping sluts! (The video was produced by an order of conservative Catholic nuns. Because, you know, who knows more about birth control than conservative Catholic nuns? It comes to us via Jezebel, where you can read a breakdown of the thirteen other bizarre claims made in this video.)
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