We gave you guys another week to get your HUMP! submissions together, because we are nice, and you are horny. HOWEVER! If you really want to win that $5000 grand prize (or $1000 runner up cash awards), shoot or complete your five-minute HUMP! amateur porn movie, and get it to the Mercury office no later than 5 pm on next Friday, October 12!

Think it's too late to get started? WRONG AGAIN! A recent HUMP! winner shot and entered their movie ONE DAY BEFORE DEADLINE. If they can, you can. The biggest journey starts with one small step. “No. Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.“ Yoda said that in some porn film, I think. Oh, and GET YOUR TICKETS NOW, AND HERE. This puppy will absolutely, positively sell out, because it always does!

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