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Friday, October 5, 2012

Final HUMP! Submission Deadline ONE WEEK AWAY! (For Realsies This Time!)

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Oct 5, 2012 at 1:28 PM

We gave you guys another week to get your HUMP! submissions together, because we are nice, and you are horny. HOWEVER! If you really want to win that $5000 grand prize (or $1000 runner up cash awards), shoot or complete your five-minute HUMP! amateur porn movie, and get it to the Mercury office no later than 5 pm on next Friday, October 12!

Think it's too late to get started? WRONG AGAIN! A recent HUMP! winner shot and entered their movie ONE DAY BEFORE DEADLINE. If they can, you can. The biggest journey starts with one small step. “No. Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.“ Yoda said that in some porn film, I think. Oh, and GET YOUR TICKETS NOW, AND HERE. This puppy will absolutely, positively sell out, because it always does!

GET ALL THE INFO YOU COULD EVER NEED RIGHT HERE, AND ENTER HUMP!

Disclaimer: I didnt do the photoshop on this, so dont blame me.
  • Disclaimer: I didn't do the photoshop on this, so don't blame me.

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