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<i>The Night Before</i>'s Three Wise Men


The Night Before's Three Wise Men

Wait, That Should Read "Three Dumbasses"

Friday, October 5, 2012

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Oct 5, 2012 at 3:14 PM

Internet dating! A technological dream come true for lonely nerds? Or a great big (and sometimes creepy) "P" in the "A"? YOU BE THE JUDGE!

Oh internet dating... we meet for wine and dessert. You're attractive, have a job, have things to talk about but no spark. Nothing making me want a second date. We say our goodbyes, say the "I had fun, thank you." And off to our separate homes we go. Four days later, you send the text, "When can I see you again?"

And this, of course, is when things went awry. Read the whole thing here, and while you're snooping around in other people's problems, leave your own rant or confession in the I, Anonymous Blog: where, sorry, but there just isn't a spark.


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